Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam

Welcome to our cozy and compact "Wish You a Nice Stay Small" room, perfect for a couple or a small family. Enjoy a comfortable Queen size bed, private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Experience a hassle-free stay with our heating, linens, towels, and wake-up service.

Stay in our charming and cozy Cuckoo Clock Upstairs room, perfect for a couple or a small family. Enjoy a comfortable queen size bed, a private bathroom with free toiletries, and a refreshing shower. Experience a pleasant stay with air conditioning, heating, and wake-up service.

Escape into the charming Cuckoo Clock Downstairs, a cozy double room adorned with a Queen size bed and all the necessary amenities for maximum comfort, such as a private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Perfect for a peaceful retreat, this room can accommodate 2 adults and 1 child, ensuring a memorable stay.

Indulge in a cozy stay in our Castle Not Castle Double room, featuring a spacious 108 sqft size, a comfortable Queen size bed, private bathroom, and air conditioning. Rest assured with our top-notch amenities such as shower, free toiletries, heating, cozy linens, and wake-up service. The perfect retreat for 2 adults and 1 child, and a smoke-free environment for your ultimate comfort.

Welcome to our cozy Red Canvas Room Small! This charming double room with a Queen size bed offers a private bathroom with a refreshing shower and free toiletries. Enjoy a comfortable stay with air conditioning, heating, and wake-up service, ensuring a relaxing atmosphere for you and your family.

Eclectic Madness Landscape is 172 square feet and includes a queen-size bed 150-154 width.

The Grass is Greener in the other Room

Providing free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a bath and a shower. The double room provides air conditioning and heating. The unit offers 1 bed.