Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam
What Guests Say
The room was comfortable and clean, with a great shower and a very comfortable bed. Plenty of electrical sockets and a well lit mirror. Staff were helpful and friendly, and the building was very quiet despite being very close to the train station - also no noisy lifts, gurgling pipes or slamming doors. Location was very convenient and the amazing decor made for a great atmosphere, and a hotel that is actually fun to spend time in!
Deborah
April 2024
Funky design of the hotel is very interesting. Although some regular hotel features may be absent here, it is central and convenient. The staff are super friendly and super helpful. Nothing is too much hassle for them. Food is lovely too. There are no coffee or tea making facilities in the room and there are no windows but they leave coffee and tea in communal areas during the morning and afternoon. I forgot my hairdryer but the reception had one to loan for guests. Wouldn't be a business style hotel but perfect for a tourist exploring. The room, towels and bed linen are changed after 3 days but if you need clean towels before that the reception provided them. They have a chat facility also where they are very quick to respond to queries you might have. Genuinely had a lovely stay here. Very easy going relaxing place to base yourself. The room I had was very spacious which was great.
Jennifer
February 2025
The receptionist was very friendly, informative and helpful. She let us know directly that there was no elevator for guests. With a kid and a stroller, she gave us the solution to store the stroller in the room next to the receptionist desk. We love the colorful living areas inside and outside. We used them to relax after a long day and had our dinner outside. My son and I loved to play with the giant chess outside. It was very calm area too. The breakfast was really what we needed. Small options, giod quality and no waste. Thanks for doing extra to prepare the breakfast for my son.
Agata
March 2024
You couldn't ask for better location. The staff were so lovely, the place was so cool/funky - the creativity was amazing I loved it and the little welcome note was touching. It comes across as a lively place but it must have been off peak because there was barely anyone around. Kevin Bacon restaurant the food was delicious.
Louisa
March 2025
It is right next to the central train station. We walked everywhere from here. The designs were joyful. I have never been anywhere like this before. We stayed at the Secret Book Room. There's free coffee and tea next to the candy house. We asked for extra blankets and a hairdryer. Also, you can leave your luggage in their storage. Beds were comfy. No noise, no disturbances.
Elif
March 2025
It's a very interesting design of the hotel and a challenge to find a door lock:) Overall I liked my experience, although it was pretty cold in the night and the AC couldn't help a lot.
Юлия
March 2024
The hotel is located near the central station, there is plenty of transport. Cafes and supermarkets are very close by. The zoo is a 15-minute walk away, as are the city centre and restaurants. The hotel is very quiet, compact and comfortable. All rooms are with a double bed, which makes it great for a couple's holiday. The beds are large and very comfortable, the linen is clean and the room was very tidy. The staff are just wonderful! Everyone I spoke to was incredibly polite and competent. The breakfast was fresh but not fancy compared to other hotels. The overall impression of the hotel design is very nice! Thank you for a wonderful holiday!
Юля
May 2024
The design of the hotel is amazing and we were even given a tour of the building when we checked in! Was really cool to have a nosy around. We booked one of the hidden bookcase rooms which was a lot of fun, I did have issues opening the door but my partner had no issues so it might just be a me issue! On check-in they left an origami tulip and a little note on the bed which was a lovely touch and made us feel very welcome. The staff were super friendly throughout the trip (at one point we ordered food to the hotel and the delivery driver got lost, but luckily a staff member was in the reception and spoke dutch on our behalf to guide the driver) and they have a separate room to leave luggage if you want to explore Rotterdam a bit more after check-out. Location was excellent as well, literally round the corner from Rotterdam Centraal (great for us as we spent the trip taking trains to various cities in The Netherlands including a trip to Efetling)
Rebecca
January 2024
The location is excellent, just 5 minutes' walk from Rotterdam Centraal. From here you can get everywhere in Rotterdam. The design brought an immediate smile to my face. The room was fine - small as is typical Dutch, with steep stairs to get to it which is also typical Dutch, and it was spotless.
Robert
October 2024
Located a block away from the main train station, the hotel was very easy to find. It came in extremely useful when rushing to catch a tram to our planned activities. The best part, however, was the mesmerizing designs inside of the hotel, which felt the trippiest at night. It was truly like discovering a fantasy land!
Vic
August 2023
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